🚨 Landing Page Roast: 48 Hours Only 🚨
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A few of us at Product Hunt are putting on our most brutally honest (but helpful!) hats and roasting landing pages for the next two days. Want in? Drop your link below, and we’ll give you real, no-BS feedback on:
🔥 Clarity – Does your message make sense or sound like corporate soup?
🔥 Calls to Action – Do we feel compelled to click, or just… leave?
🔥 Design & UX – Smooth experience or rage quit territory?
🔥 Anything else – Tell us what you want feedback on.
No ego, no fluff—just straight-up advice to make your page better. Drop your link below 👇
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https://dexter.lexrunit.com
Just a portfolio site
Would love a roast on this 👀
CogniFocus — Focus App That Reacts to Distractions
I’m building CogniFocus, an Android focus app where a Goblin reacts when you drift during focus sessions instead of just silently counting time.
Main thing I’m trying to improve right now:
hero clarity
first impression
whether the Goblin roasting concept lands immediately or feels confusing
Would love brutally honest feedback before launch🙏
Would love a roast on https://eb5immigration.fyi
Quick roast: the content is useful, but it currently reads more like a neutral briefing than a landing page.
The biggest missing piece is audience and next step. Who is this for: first-time EB-5 investors, immigration attorneys explaining the process, regional centers, or families comparing projects? Right now I learn what EB-5 is, but I don’t know what the site wants me to do after learning it.
I’d add a clear promise at the top, something like: Understand the EB-5 path before you talk to a project sponsor. Then pick one CTA: download a checklist, compare project categories, or book/refer to counsel. Also consider adding a short not-legal-or-investment-advice note because this category is high-stakes.
Good raw material — it just needs a sharper conversion path.
Quick roast: the content is useful, but it currently reads more like a neutral briefing than a landing page.
The biggest missing piece is audience and next step. Who is this for: first-time EB-5 investors, immigration attorneys explaining the process, regional centers, or families comparing projects? Right now I learn “what EB-5 is,” but I don’t know what the site wants me to do after learning it.
I’d add a clear promise at the top, something like “Understand the EB-5 path before you talk to a project sponsor,” then one CTA: download a checklist, compare project categories, or book/refer to counsel. Also consider adding a short “not legal or investment advice” note because this category is high-stakes.
Good raw material — it just needs a sharper conversion path.