What do your parents think you do?

My mum tells people I "work with computers". My dad has decided I have something to do with marketing, which is closer, and he says it with a slight question mark at the end. I've explained it properly maybe four times. It never sticks, and I've stopped being annoyed about that, because I think the fault is mine. Every explanation I give starts from the product instead of from the problem.

Which is exactly what's wrong with most homepages, including ours.

So what's your parents' version? And have you ever found a way to say it that actually landed?