What's your 2026 resolution? I'll predict when you'll quit 🔥

Hey! I'm launching Resolution Reality Check on January 2nd - an AI that roasts your New Year's resolution and predicts your quit date.

Before we go live, I want to roast some resolutions manually.

Drop your 2026 resolution below and I'll give you:

- Your predicted quit date

- A personalized roast

- Your reality score (0-100%)

Be honest about your confidence level (1-10) and whether you've tried this before. The more delusional, the better the roast.

I'll reply to everyone before launch day. Let's see who has the most unrealistic goal. 🎯