Resolution Roast

Resolution Roast

AI predicts when you'll quit your goals.
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✨ 3 day streak

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Delivering AI-powered reality checks for the delusionally optimistic. Built Resolution Roast because someone needs to tell you the truth about your gym membership.

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  • Resolution Roast
    Resolution Roast AI roasts your resolution and predicts when you'll quit
    Jan 2026
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    Joined Product HuntDecember 30th, 2025

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14d ago

What's your 2026 resolution? I'll predict when you'll quit 🔥

Hey! I'm launching Resolution Reality Check on January 2nd - an AI that roasts your New Year's resolution and predicts your quit date.

Before we go live, I want to roast some resolutions manually.

Drop your 2026 resolution below and I'll give you:

- Your predicted quit date

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12d ago

Resolution Roast - AI roasts your resolution and predicts when you'll quit

AI that roasts your New Year's resolution and predicts exactly when you'll quit. Enter your goal, rate your confidence, get a brutal reality check with a personalized quit date and shareable roast card. The vision: motivation through roasting. Coming soon - leaderboards to compete with friends, progress check-ins that hold you accountable, and partnerships for those who want to prove the AI wrong. 80% of resolutions fail by February. We just tell you the truth upfront. Free, no signup.
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