Anyone like to get roasted (comedically)

few weeks back I signed up for bolt.new and basically told it: “Hey, build me a roast-me site.” Thought it’d be a breeze… yeah, nope.

Very quickly I hit a wall: random code errors, API keys acting up, webhooks refusing to cooperate. And then the biggest headache — almost every AI model is super prudish about dark humor and swearing. The ones that weren’t censored couldn’t look at images at all, and the ones that could see pictures were still way too tame and restricted.

So I said screw it and just combined two models myself:

•  GPT-4 as the “eyes” — it actually understands what’s in the photo and gives smart, contextual burns

•  Llama as the wild creative brain — no safety rails, no holding back, pure savage energy

That mix finally gave me the roasting machine I wanted. Upload a selfie (yours or someone else’s), pick your spice level (mild to full nuclear), and boom — creative, brutal, sometimes shockingly on-point roasts.

They’re definitely fun and edgy… but let’s be real, not every roast is a masterpiece yet . If you try it and think “this could be better if…”, please tell me. Suggestions, weird outputs, feature ideas — I’m all ears.

Thanks for reading this far. Hope you get a good laugh (or a good cry) out of it