Did I know that I was going to be on an uninhabited island to choose the 2 things? If I knew, then one of them will be a comfy boat packed with everything I need and want. That should do.
If i did not know of my doom, the 2 things I'll have is my phone that'll soon run out of battery and my wallet.
@julia_demyanchuk Use my plastic cards and coins to pick a coconut so I can drink, use the dollar bills to start a fire (I must start carrying a lighter).. Just discovered that Urban life-safers are practically useless for life in Nature..