vibe coding is real, just not in our repo

“i just draw a box and write ‘make app’ and boom—agent writes perfect code”

me and my team:

1. spends 4 hours debugging a webhook that randomly fails in prod

2. fights over whether a boolean flag should be is_active or active

3. merges a PR that touches 182 files because Typescript

4. writes actual logic that vibe agents refuse to touch