An AI judge rules on your petty, everyday disputes — roommate fights, group chat drama, who pays for what — and hands down a full verdict: a charge, a ruling written with dry courtroom wit, a jury vote percentage, and a sentence. Download your verdict as a shareable card, or pay $0.99 to "bribe the judge" for a guaranteed ruling in your favor. Built entirely on free-tier infrastructure (Groq + Vercel) — genuinely free to use.