Problem: Standard website audits (like Lighthouse) are dry, technical, and boring. They tell you what is wrong, but they don't make you feel it. Solution: Meet PixelRoast. We took a standard design auditor and gave it an attitude problem. Features: -🔥 Emotional Damage Score: Forget 0-100; how much does your design hurt to look at? -🕵️ Typography Crimes: We count every bad font choice. -📄 Shame.PDF: Download a detailed report of your failures to share with your team.