GitRoast analyzes your entire GitHub profile and scores how replaceable you are by AI — from 0 (impossible to replace) to 10 (already replaced). It pulls your repos, commit history, stars, languages, stale projects, and active streaks, then runs an algorithmic scoring system and generates a brutal honest roast card. It's free, open source, and takes 10 seconds. Just paste your GitHub username. Built for developers who want an honest reality check — not a motivational poster.