Cliently - Clients as a Service

Hey PH! 👋

"When everyone’s rushing to find gold, it's time to sell shovels."

Perhaps you’ve noticed SaaS businesses popping up like mushrooms after the rain.

I did too. AI just makes it too easy.

I didn't think too much of it until I read the recently published TechCrunch article about how VC backed 11x claimed customers it didn’t have.

And then it hit me: Why not cut out the hassle and just sell clients?

That’s how Cliently was born. 💰

• Need 100 clients by the end of the day? No problem.

• Pay us, and we’ll deliver.

• Guaranteed customers, zero effort.

Except… wait a second. That sounds almost too good (or too bad) to be true.

That’s because it is. This business model doesn't make sense, unless...

I am actually selling one client - me.
✔️ I’ll buy your product (as long as you pay your price + my fee).
✔️ You get a real customer.
✔️ And if you’re lucky, you might even win a limited edition "I ❤️ Clients" hat. 🎩

So, let’s talk—what’s the weirdest way you’ve ever tried to get customers? Or, better yet, what’s the most ridiculous growth hack you've seen?

I need the hat!
Great stuff - who doesn't need clients?

Brilliant! 🤯

Brilliant! Since there are more startups than users nowadays, this is the only scalable solution!

Ending cold calls forever? 🙌 What acquisition methods does Cliently use—organic outreach, partnerships, or AI-driven targeting?

Hilarious and brilliant

Does this work in Canada and USA?