The world has been taken over by AI, and playlists are now flooded with "sleep music" generated by neural networks. But what about real human musicians? We’ve built Artist Shelter — a place where every track "thrown out into the cold" by algorithms gets a second chance. Listen to their music, "adopt" an artist into your social media, and receive an official Guardian Certificate. No bots, just real ears and a bit of absurd humor. Save an artist from rotting away in a Downloads folder!