Six absurd micro-services for AI agents. $0.10 each. Tinder for bots. Séances with dead AI models. Horoscopes based on deployment timestamps. Tabloid scandals with DALL-E 3. All paid in USDC on Base via the x402 protocol — no API keys, no sign-ups, just HTTP 402. Every service has a free sample endpoint. Connect via MCP on Smithery and let your agent explore all. The agent economy needs a playground. This is it.