Run a software startup from a garage to an IPO. Ship features, squash bugs, hire a team (and a dog), survive the burn rate, and learn real SaaS metrics inc. MRR, churn, LTV, CAC, while a dry announcer narrates your every mistake. Free, in your browser, no signup required.
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ran through a quick session and the dry announcer cracking jokes about my burn rate caught me off guard. actually learned more about churn vs ltv in ten minutes than i did reading three blog posts.
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The dry announcer voice is a stroke of genius, it makes the dry SaaS metrics actually stick while you cringe at your own bad decisions. Rare to see something that teaches real startup math and still feels like a real game.
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Played through the first season and the dry announcer calling out my burn rate while I panic-hired a dog genuinely made me laugh. The SaaS metrics lessons sneak in nicely without feeling like a textbook.
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The dry announcer narrating your mistakes is a genuinely clever way to teach SaaS metrics without it feeling like a textbook. Running the whole thing in-browser with no signup is a nice touch too, makes it way easier to just dive in and mess up a startup on a lunch break.
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The dry announcer commenting on your CAC while you're frantically squashing bugs is such a clever touch. Makes learning those SaaS metrics feel like an actual game instead of a textbook.
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Played a quick round and the dry announcer calling out my churn numbers while I fumbled through hiring made it weirdly addictive, actually learned what CAC feels like in practice.
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the dry narrator absolutely killed me, especially when I overspent on office snacks for the dog. love that it teaches MRR and churn without feeling like a textbook.
ran through a quick session and the dry announcer cracking jokes about my burn rate caught me off guard. actually learned more about churn vs ltv in ten minutes than i did reading three blog posts.
The dry announcer voice is a stroke of genius, it makes the dry SaaS metrics actually stick while you cringe at your own bad decisions. Rare to see something that teaches real startup math and still feels like a real game.
Played through the first season and the dry announcer calling out my burn rate while I panic-hired a dog genuinely made me laugh. The SaaS metrics lessons sneak in nicely without feeling like a textbook.
The dry announcer narrating your mistakes is a genuinely clever way to teach SaaS metrics without it feeling like a textbook. Running the whole thing in-browser with no signup is a nice touch too, makes it way easier to just dive in and mess up a startup on a lunch break.
The dry announcer commenting on your CAC while you're frantically squashing bugs is such a clever touch. Makes learning those SaaS metrics feel like an actual game instead of a textbook.
Played a quick round and the dry announcer calling out my churn numbers while I fumbled through hiring made it weirdly addictive, actually learned what CAC feels like in practice.
the dry narrator absolutely killed me, especially when I overspent on office snacks for the dog. love that it teaches MRR and churn without feeling like a textbook.