Launching today

San Fran Sim
A startup tycoon game
41 followers
A startup tycoon game
41 followers
Run a software startup from a garage to an IPO. Ship features, squash bugs, hire a team (and a dog), survive the burn rate, and learn real SaaS metrics inc. MRR, churn, LTV, CAC, while a dry announcer narrates your every mistake. Free, in your browser, no signup required.




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Hi PH 👋
It's Theme Hospital meets RollerCoaster Tycoon, set in a lovingly legally-distinct San Francisco (Goggle, Chirper, Hacker Mews). The sim under the hood is real: raise prices and conversion drops, ship without QA and bugs breed, a rival will undercut you to "free, for now."
It's free, runs in the browser, no account. Every run has a seed you can share as a challenge. Would love your feedback! I'm here all day.
Happy Saturday!
the dry announcer narrating your burn rate decisions is such a perfect touch, turns the usual dry metric lessons into something you actually want to keep playing. love that it runs in the browser with zero friction too.
I can already imagine founders saying "just one more run" and suddenly losing an hour. 😄
finally something that makes SaaS metrics click without putting me to sleep. the dry announcer roasting my runway decisions genuinely got a laugh out of me.