Run a software startup from a garage to an IPO. Ship features, squash bugs, hire a team (and a dog), survive the burn rate, and learn real SaaS metrics inc. MRR, churn, LTV, CAC, while a dry announcer narrates your every mistake. Free, in your browser, no signup required.
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The dry narrator cracks me up, especially when your burn rate explodes after hiring too fast. Genuinely learned more about LTV vs CAC in 15 minutes here than I did in a marketing course.
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Played a quick round and the dry announcer caught me off guard, in a good way. Actually picked up the difference between MRR and LTV faster than any blog post I've read.
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Tried it for a few minutes and the dry announcer cracking jokes about my churn rate while I'm desperately hiring devs actually made SaaS metrics click for me. The dog hire is a nice touch.
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the dry announcer narrating your mistakes is such a smart hook, turns a metrics lesson into something that actually feels fun. love that it just runs in the browser with no signup, makes it way easier to send to a teammate.
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Love how the dry announcer turns real SaaS metrics like MRR and churn into actual gameplay tension instead of just throwing terms at you. Shipping a feature and watching the burn rate creep up hits different when you can feel the numbers doing something.
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The dry announcer calling out your CAC mistakes is such a clever teaching device, it actually makes the metrics stick instead of feeling like a textbook. Free and no signup was the right call too, I was shipping features within a minute.
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finally a sim that actually teaches MRR and churn instead of just slapping them on a tooltip. the dry announcer roasting my burn rate while i panic-hired three engineers was genuinely funny.
The dry narrator cracks me up, especially when your burn rate explodes after hiring too fast. Genuinely learned more about LTV vs CAC in 15 minutes here than I did in a marketing course.
Played a quick round and the dry announcer caught me off guard, in a good way. Actually picked up the difference between MRR and LTV faster than any blog post I've read.
Tried it for a few minutes and the dry announcer cracking jokes about my churn rate while I'm desperately hiring devs actually made SaaS metrics click for me. The dog hire is a nice touch.
the dry announcer narrating your mistakes is such a smart hook, turns a metrics lesson into something that actually feels fun. love that it just runs in the browser with no signup, makes it way easier to send to a teammate.
Love how the dry announcer turns real SaaS metrics like MRR and churn into actual gameplay tension instead of just throwing terms at you. Shipping a feature and watching the burn rate creep up hits different when you can feel the numbers doing something.
The dry announcer calling out your CAC mistakes is such a clever teaching device, it actually makes the metrics stick instead of feeling like a textbook. Free and no signup was the right call too, I was shipping features within a minute.
finally a sim that actually teaches MRR and churn instead of just slapping them on a tooltip. the dry announcer roasting my burn rate while i panic-hired three engineers was genuinely funny.