Run a software startup from a garage to an IPO. Ship features, squash bugs, hire a team (and a dog), survive the burn rate, and learn real SaaS metrics inc. MRR, churn, LTV, CAC, while a dry announcer narrates your every mistake. Free, in your browser, no signup required.
ran through a quarter in about ten minutes and the dry announcer actually made me laugh at my own churn number. genuinely fun way to feel out saas metrics without reading another blog post.
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The dry announcer cracking up every time I burned through runway was honestly the highlight. Also genuinely didn't expect to walk away actually knowing what LTV meant.
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The dry announcer cracking up at your bad burn rate decisions is genuinely funny, and I learned more about MRR and churn in ten minutes than I did in a pricing webinar last month.
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The dry announcer reading out my own bad metrics is the kind of brutally specific detail that makes this feel like it was made by people who've actually felt the burn rate creep up. Caught myself grinding for one more MRR point just to hear what the next quarter sounded like.
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The dry announcer is unexpectedly charming, almost like having a sarcastic cofounder narrating your runway burns. Loved that the MRR and churn numbers actually update as you make decisions, makes the SaaS metrics stick in a way a slide deck never did.
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Love how the dry announcer turns MRR and churn into actual tension instead of just dumping a glossary on you. Makes the SaaS metrics stick in a way no blog post ever has.
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The dry announcer calling out your dumb decisions is such a great touch, it actually makes the SaaS metrics lessons stick instead of feeling like a textbook. Love that it's all in the browser with zero friction.
ran through a quarter in about ten minutes and the dry announcer actually made me laugh at my own churn number. genuinely fun way to feel out saas metrics without reading another blog post.
The dry announcer cracking up every time I burned through runway was honestly the highlight. Also genuinely didn't expect to walk away actually knowing what LTV meant.
The dry announcer cracking up at your bad burn rate decisions is genuinely funny, and I learned more about MRR and churn in ten minutes than I did in a pricing webinar last month.
The dry announcer reading out my own bad metrics is the kind of brutally specific detail that makes this feel like it was made by people who've actually felt the burn rate creep up. Caught myself grinding for one more MRR point just to hear what the next quarter sounded like.
The dry announcer is unexpectedly charming, almost like having a sarcastic cofounder narrating your runway burns. Loved that the MRR and churn numbers actually update as you make decisions, makes the SaaS metrics stick in a way a slide deck never did.
Love how the dry announcer turns MRR and churn into actual tension instead of just dumping a glossary on you. Makes the SaaS metrics stick in a way no blog post ever has.
The dry announcer calling out your dumb decisions is such a great touch, it actually makes the SaaS metrics lessons stick instead of feeling like a textbook. Love that it's all in the browser with zero friction.