Run a software startup from a garage to an IPO. Ship features, squash bugs, hire a team (and a dog), survive the burn rate, and learn real SaaS metrics inc. MRR, churn, LTV, CAC, while a dry announcer narrates your every mistake. Free, in your browser, no signup required.
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Played through a quick scenario and the dry narrator voice nailed the burnout jokes, especially the part about CAC spiraling while MRR flatlines. Genuinely learned something about churn I hadn't internalized just by watching the numbers react.
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the dry announcer voice is such a clever touch, it turns a metrics tutorial into something that actually feels like a game. firing engineers for vibes and then watching the churn spike is dangerously fun.
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The dry announcer narrating your dumb decisions is genuinely hilarious, and watching the MRR ticker climb while my burn rate quietly murders me is weirdly educational. Caught myself actually thinking about CAC vs LTV while playing, which is not what I expected from a browser game about a garage startup.
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Played a round and the dry announcer cracking jokes while my runway hit zero genuinely made me laugh out loud. The MRR and churn meters actually click once you watch them shift with each ship.
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The dry announcer roasting my churn rate while I forget to refill the coffee machine is genuinely funny. Also didn't expect to learn what CAC actually feels like under pressure, school never did that.
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The dry narrator is genuinely funny and caught me off guard, especially when my churn spiked because I got cocky with pricing. Nice touch teaching MRR and CAC in a way that actually sticks instead of a boring textbook.
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played through a quick run and the dry announcer roasting my burn rate decisions actually made me think about my own spending habits, weirdly educational.
Played through a quick scenario and the dry narrator voice nailed the burnout jokes, especially the part about CAC spiraling while MRR flatlines. Genuinely learned something about churn I hadn't internalized just by watching the numbers react.
the dry announcer voice is such a clever touch, it turns a metrics tutorial into something that actually feels like a game. firing engineers for vibes and then watching the churn spike is dangerously fun.
The dry announcer narrating your dumb decisions is genuinely hilarious, and watching the MRR ticker climb while my burn rate quietly murders me is weirdly educational. Caught myself actually thinking about CAC vs LTV while playing, which is not what I expected from a browser game about a garage startup.
Played a round and the dry announcer cracking jokes while my runway hit zero genuinely made me laugh out loud. The MRR and churn meters actually click once you watch them shift with each ship.
The dry announcer roasting my churn rate while I forget to refill the coffee machine is genuinely funny. Also didn't expect to learn what CAC actually feels like under pressure, school never did that.
The dry narrator is genuinely funny and caught me off guard, especially when my churn spiked because I got cocky with pricing. Nice touch teaching MRR and CAC in a way that actually sticks instead of a boring textbook.
played through a quick run and the dry announcer roasting my burn rate decisions actually made me think about my own spending habits, weirdly educational.