Hi! new here

My name is Susy, and I'm part of the small team behind Lastill International. This is a fun project where we're building the "future," one document at a time. We're causing intentional (internal) chaos and going a bit old-school—the site is dominated by text and internal links that may or may not work (we have a thing called a "temporal hold").

Everything, except for the mistakes, is intentional. It's all part of the plan (or so we say!). I promise we will discover the floppy disk and other goodies in time!

We hope to build a small community of people who love tools, a bit of fantasy, and of course, humor. We follow the strict rules of "Standard 2046" (not yet released), and we strongly deny the existence of AI.

https://lastill.com/las-document/categoric-denial/

We already have two inventions: the LaStill AvoCado™ Precision Ripeness Calibrator and the LaStill Sym-phonicSaw.