Which "Sick Mode" should I add to my AI generator? 🤖

Working on SickLeaveEmail.help and I want to make the AI tones as realistic as possible.

Currently, I have:

1. The "Short & Professional"

2. The "Deeply Apologetic"

3. The "Medical Emergency"

What else should I add? The "I'm working from bed anyway" mode? The "Mental Health Day" (without saying it's a mental health day) mode?

Let me know what you'd actually use!