I'll roast your landing page for free right here (yes, actually)
Building roastme.gg, pay to get roasted publicly by Claude and it gets posted to a public leaderboard.
Since I'm hanging around the forums anyway: drop your site or X handle in the replies and I'll run it through and paste the roast back here, free, no card needed.
Fair warning, the whole point of the tool is that it's not going to be nice.
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im nervous! gimme what you got, i think i can take it 🫣 https://getvalyou.co/welcome
@amandafranc You bragged about comparing yourself to Mint, a dead product, then let your own FAQ call you "Valley," a name nobody chose, can't even keep your identity synced, let alone my bank accounts.
@alexcloudstar phew 😅 I was braced for much worse! Fair observations but I will gladly take any Mint users who need a home 🤗 couldn’t find the FAQ typo…It did find a real lowercase brand name in my auth emails, so it earned its keep! Thanks, that was fun!
@amandafranc I remade it https://roastme.gg/roast/getvalyou-co
@alexcloudstar "A typo with a business plan" is the best description of ValYou anyone has written. I am keeping it! <3
I'll bite, give this a go
my site is deadbro .com, not sure why it's invalid comment and i have to write it like a dumb dumb
Btw, this feels like the 1million dollar page :D Get some good links to your site and you will have people buy up those links
ok putting mine in :) Please be mean, we launch in a few weeks and I would rather hear it from you than from nobody. https://www.pidgy-ai.com/