I built Protestr.club because apparently we haven't platformized enough things yet

After carefully studying the startup ecosystem for several minutes, I noticed a gap in the market.

You can hire:

• Drivers

• Designers

• Developers

• Dog walkers

• Fake wedding guests

But if you suddenly need 37 people to stand outside a building and look mildly disappointed, you're on your own.

This inefficiency bothered me.

So I built Protestr.club.

A revolutionary platform that brings the power of the gig economy to public outrage.

Features we're considering:

• Protesters sorted by rating

• Surge pricing during election season

• Premium slogan packs

• Express delivery (30 protesters in under 30 minutes)

• "Protest Now, Pay Later" financing

Future roadmap:

Q3: AI-generated chants

Q4: Protest Plus™

Q1 2027: Autonomous protesters

The best part is that this started as a joke, but every person I've shown it to has asked:

"Wait... is this actually real?"

Which is honestly a bigger commentary on startup culture than anything I could write.

Anyway, I spent less time building this than most people spend deciding what to watch on Netflix.

Website: protestr.club

Please roast it before a VC accidentally invests $5 million and forces me to become the CEO of the outrage economy. 🍿😭