Search is splitting in two. Google's crawler and an AI answer engine read your page completely differently. RoastWeb checks four things most audit tools don't touch yet: GEO. Can AI crawlers reach and understand you. llms.txt, robots rules, structured data. AEO. Can an assistant lift a direct answer off your page. FAQ structure, clean headings, a quotable opening line. LLMO. Is your brand unambiguous to a model. Organization schema, sameAs links, a title and H1 that agree. SXO. Does the click from an AI answer land somewhere useful. Mobile, a clear next step, real content.
Each is a 0 to 100 with per-check pass or fail. It reads your raw HTML exactly like a non-rendering crawler does, so what you see is what an AI actually sees.
Launching Sept 22. Run your site and see which of the four you're already failing.
Site: https://roastweb.com

RoastWeb roasts SEO, speed, security, accessibility, mobile, and AI-search readiness.
I want the next check to be the one you keep wishing existed.
The ones I'm weighing:
- broken structured data that silently kills rich results
- redirect chains eating your crawl budget
- third-party scripts quietly wrecking your load time
- a check for whether your fix actually stuck, on a re-roast
What would you add? What does every other audit tool miss?
LIVE NOW. If you name a check I build, I'll credit you.
Site: https://roastweb.com

RoastWeb used to sell Pro and Agency plans. Nobody wanted a monthly bill for a tool they'd use in bursts. You audit a site, you fix it, you're done for a while. So I ripped out the subscription and switched to credits. - one free roast a day, forever - the full fix report costs about a dollar a scan - no recurring charge, no plan to cancel The free roast shows your score and what's wrong. Credits unlock the fixes, the code snippets, and the AI prompt. Felt more honest to charge for the thing people actually come back for, once, when they need it. Launching Sept 22. Site: https://roastweb.com

Paste your site below, and I'll run a full roast on it: SEO, speed, security, and AI-search readiness.
I'll reply with the honest score and the one thing I'd fix first.
Free, no signup to see the score.
Fair warning, it's blunt. That's the point.
What site do you want roasted?
Sample roast of my own website:
https://roastweb.com/r/eFrE2usWW...

I kept paying for audit tools that gave me a green checkmark and a vague "could be improved." Nobody told me what was actually wrong or how to fix it. So I built the tool I wanted: - paste a URL, get a score for SEO, speed, security, and AI-search readiness - see exactly which checks failed and why - get an AI fix prompt you paste into Claude or Cursor to do the work One honest moment from building it: for a week, my own analytics said zero visitors. Turned out my Google Analytics tag was broken, not my traffic. I only found it because I went looking. Most people never do. That's the kind of thing RoastWeb is built to catch.
Free tier shows every score and what's wrong. Credits unlock the fixes.
Launching Sept 22. Would love an honest roast of the roaster.
Site: https://roastweb.com

Quick build-log update before the Sept 22 launch. A few things shipped this week that I am pretty happy with. AI Search Readiness scores. Every roast now checks how ready your page is to get picked up by AI answer engines, split into four scores you can actually act on:

- GEO: can AI crawlers reach and understand you (llms.txt, robots, structured data)

- AEO: can an assistant lift a direct answer from your page (FAQ, clean headings, a quotable lead)

- LLMO: is your brand unambiguous to a model (Organization schema, sameAs, title and H1 that agree)

RoastWeb goes live on Product Hunt on September 22.

What it is: paste a URL, get a 10-second roast of SEO, speed, security, accessibility, and mobile. Free tier shows the scores and what s wrong. Credits unlock the fix report, copy-paste code, and an AI prompt for Claude or Cursor.