⏰ This product is scheduled for September 22nd, 2026 12:01 AM PDT.

Upvoting is disabled until the launch is live.

Roast your website's SEO, speed and security in 10 seconds. Free audit checks Core Web Vitals, technical SEO, keywords and security, explains every fix in plain English, then generates an AI prompt that hands the fixes to Claude or Cursor. The brutally honest PageSpeed Insights alternative.

Built RoastWeb because every free site checker gave me a wall of numbers and no clue what to do with them. PageSpeed says your LCP is 4.1s. Ok. Now what? RoastWeb runs a full audit and tells you in plain English what's wrong and how to fix it: - Core Web Vitals and real page speed - Technical SEO: meta tags, schema, headings, broken links, mobile - Security headers (HSTS, CSP, the rest) - Accessibility and social tags - Keyword research: what you rank for, search volume, difficulty, plus keywords to target - Competitor tracking so you can roast a rival and compare Every roast can also spit out an AI fix prompt. Paste it into Claude, Cursor or ChatGPT and the fixes get written for you. One free roast a day, score and problems included. Full fix report (details, AI prompt, PDF) is one credit per site. No subscription, nothing recurring. Don't paste a site you're precious about. What checks do you wish it caught?

RoastWeb goes live on Product Hunt on September 22.

What it is: paste a URL, get a 10-second roast of SEO, speed, security, accessibility, and mobile. Free tier shows the scores and what s wrong. Credits unlock the fix report, copy-paste code, and an AI prompt for Claude or Cursor.

⏰ This product is scheduled for September 22nd, 2026 12:01 AM PDT.

Upvoting is disabled until the launch is live.

RoastWeb goes live on Product Hunt on September 22.

RoastWeb

Roast your SEO, speed and security, get an AI fix prompt

Roast your SEO, speed and security, get an AI fix prompt

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Launching Sept 22. This is the thread.

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Launching Sept 22. This is the thread.