RoastWeb

Roast your SEO, speed, security and AI-search readiness

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Roast your SEO, speed, security and AI-search readiness

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Roast your website's SEO, speed and security, then fix it. One brutally honest audit checks Core Web Vitals, technical SEO, keywords, accessibility, security, and how ready your site is for AI search (ChatGPT, Perplexity, Google AI Overviews). Every problem is explained in plain English, and one click turns the fixes into a ready-to-paste prompt for Claude or Cursor. The free tier shows your full score and everything that's wrong, no signup. The honest alternative to PageSpeed Insights.

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Built RoastWeb because every free site checker gave me a wall of numbers and no clue what to do with them. PageSpeed says your LCP is 4.1s. Ok. Now what? RoastWeb runs a full audit and tells you in plain English what's wrong and how to fix it: - Core Web Vitals and real page speed - Technical SEO: meta tags, schema, headings, broken links, mobile - Security headers (HSTS, CSP, the rest) - Accessibility and social tags - Keyword research: what you rank for, search volume, difficulty, plus keywords to target - Competitor tracking so you can roast a rival and compare Every roast can also spit out an AI fix prompt. Paste it into Claude, Cursor or ChatGPT and the fixes get written for you. One free roast a day, score and problems included. Full fix report (details, AI prompt, PDF) is one credit per site. No subscription, nothing recurring. Don't paste a site you're precious about. What checks do you wish it caught?

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2mo ago

Hey! Great product. But I opened your website, clicked Deep roast and got: "You've used your free roast for today. Sign in and buy credits to roast more." So, "No signup required • Brutally honest • Free forever" didn't work out.

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1mo ago

Maker

@astroscout, thank you for pointing this out. This is a bug I missed when I removed subscriptions and instead created a tokenized billing system.

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1mo ago

Love the precision and accuracy the features have branded; from the name to the features of this product is peak! Congratulations on the launch @vladgerasimchuk !

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1mo ago

Maker

@pritpal_kaur Thank you very much Pritpal. I made it less boring and so it's very easy to work with

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1mo ago

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1mo ago

Your site can rank #1 on Google and still be invisible to ChatGPT

Search is splitting in two. Google's crawler and an AI answer engine read your page completely differently. RoastWeb checks four things most audit tools don't touch yet: GEO. Can AI crawlers reach and understand you. llms.txt, robots rules, structured data. AEO. Can an assistant lift a direct answer off your page. FAQ structure, clean headings, a quotable opening line. LLMO. Is your brand unambiguous to a model. Organization schema, sameAs links, a title and H1 that agree. SXO. Does the click from an AI answer land somewhere useful. Mobile, a clear next step, real content.
Each is a 0 to 100 with per-check pass or fail. It reads your raw HTML exactly like a non-rendering crawler does, so what you see is what an AI actually sees.
Launching Sept 22. Run your site and see which of the four you're already failing.
Site: https://roastweb.com

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1mo ago

What check should RoastWeb catch that no audit tool does?

RoastWeb roasts SEO, speed, security, accessibility, mobile, and AI-search readiness.
I want the next check to be the one you keep wishing existed.
The ones I'm weighing:
- broken structured data that silently kills rich results
- redirect chains eating your crawl budget
- third-party scripts quietly wrecking your load time
- a check for whether your fix actually stuck, on a re-roast
What would you add? What does every other audit tool miss?
LIVE NOW. If you name a check I build, I'll credit you.
Site: https://roastweb.com

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1mo ago

I killed the subscription. RoastWeb is pay-per-scan now.

RoastWeb used to sell Pro and Agency plans. Nobody wanted a monthly bill for a tool they'd use in bursts. You audit a site, you fix it, you're done for a while. So I ripped out the subscription and switched to credits. - one free roast a day, forever - the full fix report costs about a dollar a scan - no recurring charge, no plan to cancel The free roast shows your score and what's wrong. Credits unlock the fixes, the code snippets, and the AI prompt. Felt more honest to charge for the thing people actually come back for, once, when they need it. Launching Sept 22. Site: https://roastweb.com

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