Paste any URL. An AI with zero incentive to be nice tears it apart — the copy, the design, the missing alt text, the dead CTA, all of it — and hands you a score out of 10. No login, no signup, no "here's how we can help" pitch at the end. This isn't feedback. It's a roast. Built it in a weekend after wondering what an honest website review would sound like. Free to use. Open source. Try it on your own site if you're brave, or on a competitor's if you're not.