Michel Roast - A funny magazine-style report on your WhatsApp group
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Upload your WhatsApp group export. Get free stats right away, then Michel, a fictional columnist, writes a sharp, funny portrait of every member: awards, red; green flags and a letter to the group. €3.99 one-time. Raw messages deleted 24 h after.
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Hi Product Hunt! I'm Alexis, maker of Que pense Michel.
Every friend group has a WhatsApp chat with years of history: the one who replies at 3 a.m., the one who only sends voice notes, the one who vanishes for months. I wanted a fun way to look back at all of it.
How it works:
1. Export your WhatsApp group chat (it takes 30 seconds, we show you how).
2. Upload it and get free stats right away: who talks most, at what time, the busiest days.
3. For €3.99 (one-time, no subscription), Michel, a fictional columnist, writes a magazine-style report on your group: a portrait of every member, awards, red & green flags, and a letter to the group.
Privacy matters with group chats, so raw messages are deleted 24 h after the report is generated.
It works in English and French. I'd love your feedback: what would you want Michel to say about your group?