Procraste is not a copilot, not an engineering agent, and definitely not a productivity app. It is a terminal-based entertainment product for developers who know the strange comfort of seeing “something running”. For R$5 via Pix, you unlock a 1-hour live session where an AI spends its time doing wonderfully useless dev work: creating shaky project structures, rewriting files, renaming things, and documenting chaos. When the session ends you can download a .zip with all generated files.