Butt AI - A toilet seat that identifies you by your butthole

People are worried about facial recognition, but maybe they should really be worried about fecal recognition!

This might be the strangest thing I've seen on here yet. Why does the world need this?

HAHA. SHUT. UP. Ok ok. I'm team bidet for sure. I just think you need to get this AI a drink or maybe some PTSD councelling after seeing that many rear ends.

I feel bad for whoever developed the butthole recognition software.

Why would you ever allow cameras on your toilet? I mean everything is going Instagram Live since COVID, but cameras and toilets don’t co-exist.

That's a butthole. I'm looking at a butthole here.

It makes me laugh at first but then I realize the idea is awesome. That means we can use any part of our body as our identity, the face, handprints, foot, even butt hole, simply because all of these are unique, we are different from each other.

This is gold.

This is perfect. Someone is using my toilet while I'm at work. I need to find out who. How fast can I get this thing? :)

Hmm... what’s the purpose of this?