I'm a Startup Scout. Test Your Investor Blurb On Me.

I scout for a handful of investors in Silicon Valley. One of my jobs is to cut through the noise and surface the gems. Every so often, someone sends me a blurb that’s crisp, compelling, and makes me want to learn more. When that happens, I usually take a meeting—and sometimes even make intros.

That said, most blurbs I see… aren’t great. Founders are flying blind because no one’s willing to be brutally honest with them. Let’s fix that.

This is a space to share your blurb and get real feedback—from me and the community.

If you’re a founder and want to test your blurb, drop it in the comments. I’ll give you the most honest feedback I can muster. You might not love what I say—but at least it’ll be real (my version of real, anyway).

Comment your blurb below, and I’ll get to it. Feel free to chime in on others, too—let’s build a space where founders can actually level up.