The NoPhone Air - The least advanced NoPhone ever

@xcadaverx, I use my NoPhone Air to organize my paper clips.

@xcadaverx The expansion of carbon footprint and strain on waste management from shipping shit-we-don’t-need-like-this around the world is just as much a negative outcome of modernity as the ugly side of screen-culture this product apparently ridicules.

@xcadaverx Haha, and here I always thought the production of the iPhone was more immoral :)

@johannbenedikt, thank you. Your comment is also breathtaking.

@nivo0o0, thank you Niv. We agree with this statement.

@nivo0o0 *Greatest phone never made.

@rothandrewm, the NoPhone Air feels great in your hand and also your lungs.

@crixlet, a beautiful clear plastic empty box.

@thejfkshow, Kanye has determined my life's most important decisions for years.