Some geese chase joggers. This one contemplates the crushing weight of being. Meet the Existential Goose: he stared into the pond of life, saw his reflection, and started asking the big questions. Why do I honk? Does the bread mean anything? Printed on a super soft unisex tee for overthinkers, philosophy majors, and anyone whose inner monologue sounds like an angry goose. Honk into the abyss, or just into brunch. Designed and printed in Canada.