The burden Eater - Legally transfer your bad thoughts to me for $2.99

I was tired of overthinking about a girl who did me wrong, so I built a digital void to legally take ownership of your burdens. Type your thought, pay a $2.99 eviction fee, and receive an official Certificate of Ownership Transfer. Contractually, that thought is no longer yours to carry. It’s peak internet absurdity and a psychological placebo for the cost of a bad coffee. You can aslo gift an eviction for your loved ones.