Still Health
The Inactivity Optimizer. Trophies for sitting. Real data.
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Still Health - The Inactivity Optimizer. Trophies for sitting. Real data.

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Still Health is the Inactivity Optimizer: a fitness app that tracks stillness instead of steps. Press Start, sit down. It measures the session on real motion data, keeps it alive through phone sleep, and awards trophies for sitting. Premium adds the league: teams, standings, and WEEKLY HONORS for each team's stillest member every Monday. The joke is played straight; every number on screen is real. Free to track. Basic $4.99 once. Premium $4.99/mo or $24.99/yr (7-day trial on yearly).

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Hi PH — I built Still Health because every fitness app I owned yelled at me to move, and none of them had anything to say about the other 23 hours. It measures stillness instead of steps (real Core Motion, sleep-proof), hands out trophies for sitting, and every Monday crowns each team's stillest member. The joke is played completely straight; the engineering is sincere. I'm a solo founder with no coding background — I designed every pixel and shipped it in partnership with AI, which I'm happy to talk about honestly. Free to track; Premium unlocks the social arena (7-day trial). Ask me anything — I'll be here all day, sitting very still.