Vibe coded a “always pick a winner” phone tool. Does hard opinion kill trust?

I’ve been vibe coding a small product around a buying problem I hate: two phones, forty tabs, every review says “it depends.”

WorthCop’s bet is rude on purpose. You pick two phones and a stake (camera / battery / value / etc). It always calls a winner. Never “both are great.”

I’m curious what other makers think:

1. Does forcing a winner feel useful, or does it make people trust the product less?

2. For vibe-coded MVPs, how much “personality in the copy” is too much before it feels fake?

3. Would you ship India-first / one category first, or go broad earlier?

Not doing a full Product Hunt launch yet. Mostly looking for blunt feedback from people who’ve shipped opinionated products.

If useful, the live site is worthcop.com (phones, free, no signup). Roast the approach, not just the landing page.