Roastolio - AI roasts your bio, then tells you how to fix it.

Most devs & founders have cringe bios they can't see themselves. Roastolio fixes that. Paste your GitHub, LinkedIn, or any bio — our AI delivers a savage, witty roast that exposes exactly what recruiters, investors, and peers actually think. But it doesn't stop at laughs. Every roast includes: • Roastability Score (0–100) • Actionable personal branding report • Achievement badges & daily streaks • Public share page to challenge friends 3 free roasts on signup. No subscription.