Do you actually know if your photos are good? Roast Photographer is an AI critic that scores your shots and roasts the hell out of them. Composition off? It'll tell you. Lighting garbage? You'll hear about it. But it's not just mean for fun - every roast comes with real tips to improve. I built this after realizing no one gives photographers honest feedback. Your friends say "nice!" Your mom says "beautiful!" The AI says "This looks like you sneezed while taking it." Truth hurts. But it helps.