What if the internet were a patient in an ICU? InternetVitals monitors 41 backbone services - Cloudflare, AWS, Azure, GCP, GitHub, Stripe, major DNS providers and turns their combined status into actual vital signs: pulse (BPM), temperature (°C), blood pressure, and SpO2. Plus one overall Internet Health. There's also a Console theme — green-on-black terminal style with a live syslog feed of real incidents. For the devops crowd. Built entirely on Cloudflare Workers, D1, KV, Cron Triggers etc.