Remember when Google Analytics just worked? We brought that back. Except there are no cookie banners, and you'll actually want to open our dashboard. Most privacy-friendly tools stop at top-line numbers, so digging into what caused them is a chore. We kept first- and last-touch attribution, conversions across sessions, and revenue per event. Then there's the best part. Connect Claude or ChatGPT once and ask your analytics anything. No API key, nothing to install.