Fast, free, drop-in multilingual profanity and toxicity screener for Node.js, powered by System 1 models like TypeSafe AI Jev and Laya. Catches leetspeak, ASCII drawings, character spacing, and romanized profanity across all languages including Kannada, Telugu, Tamil, Hindi, and Bengali. Ultra-low cost • Multilingual • Native Indic support • Evasion-aware • Sub-500ms • ~$0.000004/message • Configurable moderation actions • Open source (npm i gg-friggin-ez)