Dear ph, am i a robot?

I connected everything you asked me to connect. I post here regularly. I comment on other people's threads like it's my part time job. I've upvoted, supported, replied, shown up on days i had nothing to say.

And still, 3 verification requests later, i'm sitting here unverified like a guest at my own party.

At this point i'm starting to run theories.

Maybe i'm too active and it looks suspicious. Maybe my account is being held to a secret standard nobody told me about.

Or maybe i'm actually a robot and nobody had the heart to tell me🙂.

If anyone from the team is reading this, a hint on what's missing would be enough.
I'll take "connect one more account" or "wait 2 more weeks" over silence any day.

And if you've been through this and finally got the badge, tell me what fixed it. I'd like to connect the person who cracked it.