Dowry has been illegal in India since 1961 — yet still embedded in roughly every second wedding. Dahej Calculator estimates your "market value" based on caste, state, profession, education, income, and age. 37 states, 43 professions, research-backed multipliers. There's a separate Bride tab showing how a working woman triggers an instant "discount" . Satire that makes uncomfortable math impossible to ignore. Try it. Screenshot it.