Shift-click anything that offends you. Watch it turn to ash. Read the epitaph. Feel measurably better. Repeat until the internet is tolerable, or until you run out of tabs — whichever comes first. ❶ Hit Cmd+B (or Ctrl+B on Windows, you're welcome). ❷ Shift-click the cringe. ❸ Watch it burn. Read the words. Exhale. Continue.