Burn Before Reading — Chrome Extension
Set the Internet on Fire. Watch It Burn. Feel Better
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Set the Internet on Fire. Watch It Burn. Feel Better
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Shift-click anything that offends you. Watch it turn to ash. Read the epitaph. Feel measurably better. Repeat until the internet is tolerable, or until you run out of tabs — whichever comes first. ❶ Hit Cmd+B (or Ctrl+B on Windows, you're welcome). ❷ Shift-click the cringe. ❸ Watch it burn. Read the words. Exhale. Continue.
Gosh! Every day it's the same cycle: "Vibe-coded in 2 hours, MRR $40K" on Reddit, "Excited to announce" on LinkedIn, "Certainly! That's a great question" from AI.
It's a garbage fire. So I made it official. Burn Before Reading is a digital pressure valve.
Shift-click anything on any webpage. Watch it incinerate. Read the site-specific epitaph in the ashes. Exhale. Move on.
LinkedIn: "Happy to announce my deletion 🔥 #grateful"
AI Chatbots: "As a language model, I did not see this coming 🤥"
Dating: "Three pictures with a fish. One pile of ash 🐟"
How to play:
Get it at bbr.today/d
Hit Cmd+B (Ctrl+B)
Shift-click whatever offends you 😈
Three burns included. Then it's $2.99 once for unlimited fuel forever.
No accounts. No tracking. No newsletter. Just fire.
P.S. Yes, it works on this post too.