amtaitfy "Allow Me To AI That For You" - Ask anything, get a confidently wrong answer.

Type a question. Get an answer that's confidently, elaborately wrong. Every time.Type any question, get a fabricated answer from a bored omniscient narrator. The sky is mauve. Microwaves are powered by sentient mice. Atlantis was renamed Cleveland in 1923. Built on Cloudflare Workers in about 10 days. Cache-only GETs make viral traffic free. Daily spend cap on inference keeps the bill bounded. Every shared link unfurls with the question and answer rendered as a card. Ask away.

Built this in about 10 days because the joke made me laugh and I wanted to see if I could ship a public LLM endpoint that wouldn't bankrupt me if it went viral. The voice was the hard part. About 10 hours of prompt iteration to land the bored-encyclopedia tone while remaining committed to the bit, no hedging, no breaking character. Early versions were too zany or kept leaking the system prompt. The final version answers "where is Atlantis" with bureaucratic specificity about a 1923 city council resolution and never blinks. Cost surprise during the build: same prompt across models varied 100x in price for comparable output quality. Model selection mattered more than prompt engineering after a certain point. DeepSeek V3.1 won. Ask it anything. Share your favorites. Happy to answer questions about the build, the cost model, or the cache key normalization that I almost shipped broken.

amtaitfy "Allow Me To AI That For You" - Ask anything, get a confidently wrong answer.

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