absent.vc - Helping VCs sound brilliant in board meetings

I have observed that now with so many dying unicorns, the quality of board discussion and input has a lot of room for improvement. VCs rightly focus on their winners and absent.vc helps them be smarter in the room with their zombies. Time can be better spent noodling on more important things. First users started with 'orphan' companies that they didn't invest in but sat on the board of. We all know they were phoning it in there anyway. Turns out the insights were awesome and now it is used for all sorts of companies on all different types of trajectories.