Reworking the 7 P's of Marketing with Minimal Effort.
Slim Geransar
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Product: "Whatever - Just put AI in the name call it revolutionary."
Price: "Install a mood detector at the checkout. The happier you look, the higher the price."
Promotion: "Spam everywhere. If they haven't blocked you, you're not trying hard enough."
Place: "Sell it where people least expect it. Like myspace or AOL instant messenger."
People: "What people? Use ChatGPT to create everything."
Process: "If it's not complex enough for the user, add more steps until it is."
Physical Evidence: "Every time the software updates, it rearranges desktop icons just slightly, leaving users with a subtle yet unforgettable reminder of its presence.”
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Felix Tao@felix_f_tao
Slim, your satirical take on the 7 P's is a hilarious reminder that sometimes marketing strategies can be as absurd as they are creative. It's a clever nudge for us to rethink how we engage with customers without losing the human touch or common sense.
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@felix_f_tao I never thought about it like that but I definitely now agree with you Felix. The core concepts are valid, it’s how we chose to use them correctly.
That's great. Thanks for letting me know, Slim
Hi Flora. We're doing really well on our launch today -this is our final push – please support us if you haven't already done so, thank you! We are 5th on the list 🚀 😀:
@michael_gammon already upvoted and commented. All the best
@flora_diep haha I do what I can to share wisdom 😂
Hi Carol. We're doing really well on our launch today -this is our final push – please support us if you haven't already done so, thank you! We are 5th on the list 🚀 😀:
Also! In case you're still making after taking all these steps. Try adding atleast 6 colours to your landing page! Make it all unicorns and rainbows!
@mansi_trivedi1 damn I have 5 colors. I’ll take your advice and add 1 more. 😂😂
Love the myspace or AOL instant messenger idea - stay away from the crowds Slim!
We are launching today (7th on the list at the moment) please support https://www.producthunt.com/post..., cheers, Mike 🚀😀
@michael_gammon haha! Old school chat
Woah, revolutionizing marketing 😂
@dikshapatrob I know right? Maybe I should write a book
Slim, your satirical take on the 7 P's really highlights the absurdity of some current marketing tactics; it's a hilarious reminder that sometimes, less is more. In an age where AI is often a buzzword, genuine innovation and user-friendly design are what truly revolutionize a product.
@sophiawms haha, take my wisdom and apply it to your project my friend! 🤣😂
It's a delightful blend of wit and insightful commentary on some prevalent marketing practices. For example, I like this article https://www.allnigeriasoccer.com...
Quite perfect! hahah
@harshadfad use this knowledge wisely my friend 😂
The 4P is gold.
@hj_mindos and the 7p is diamond :)
Launching soon!
Love the humor in this revamped 7 P's of Marketing! 😂 "Whatever - Just put AI in the name call it revolutionary" for the product is spot-on, and the mood-based pricing idea is genius. "Spam everywhere. If they haven't blocked you, you're not trying hard enough" for promotion cracked me up. Selling in unexpected places and using ChatGPT for everything adds a quirky twist. The suggestion to make processes complex until just right is oddly relatable, and the desktop icon shuffle for physical evidence is a clever touch. Awesome take on marketing with minimal effort!
@ishawaheed haha use this wisdom wisely my friend!
😂😂😂 made my day. You should consider writing a book.
@yogita_pg as long as it’s a NY times best seller! Lol
Hahaha this is gold!
@dan_burns I wish it was worth gold! 😂
Focus on what you offer and its unique value.
Minimal effort can have a big impact. Focusing on 'Purpose' could realign the other P's to be more effective and socially responsible.
HaHa.. Thanks for sharing :)
@prakhar_tandon_1 happy to share my wisdom 😂
Oh, it reminds me of my university days :) When we say promotion, folks we launched today and need you!
@parilti_erkan hahaha exactly!
Love this 😂
@kali_curated glad it was helpful!! 🤣
Launching soon!
I always thought it was the 4Ps - product - price - promotion - place ... Nice to learn of these new Ps!
Launching soon!