Reworking the 7 P's of Marketing with Minimal Effort.
Slim Geransar
55 replies
Product: "Whatever - Just put AI in the name call it revolutionary."
Price: "Install a mood detector at the checkout. The happier you look, the higher the price."
Promotion: "Spam everywhere. If they haven't blocked you, you're not trying hard enough."
Place: "Sell it where people least expect it. Like myspace or AOL instant messenger."
People: "What people? Use ChatGPT to create everything."
Process: "If it's not complex enough for the user, add more steps until it is."
Physical Evidence: "Every time the software updates, it rearranges desktop icons just slightly, leaving users with a subtle yet unforgettable reminder of its presence.”
Replies
Flora Diep@flora_diep
That's great. Thanks for letting me know, Slim
Share
Also! In case you're still making after taking all these steps. Try adding atleast 6 colours to your landing page! Make it all unicorns and rainbows!
Love the myspace or AOL instant messenger idea - stay away from the crowds Slim!
We are launching today (7th on the list at the moment) please support https://www.producthunt.com/post..., cheers, Mike 🚀😀
Launching soon!
🤣🤣🤣
Woah, revolutionizing marketing 😂
@dikshapatrob I know right? Maybe I should write a book
Slim, your satirical take on the 7 P's really highlights the absurdity of some current marketing tactics; it's a hilarious reminder that sometimes, less is more. In an age where AI is often a buzzword, genuine innovation and user-friendly design are what truly revolutionize a product.
It's a delightful blend of wit and insightful commentary on some prevalent marketing practices. For example, I like this article https://www.allnigeriasoccer.com...
Quite perfect! hahah
Slim, your satirical take on the 7 P's is a hilarious reminder that sometimes marketing strategies can be as absurd as they are creative. It's a clever nudge for us to rethink how we engage with customers without losing the human touch or common sense.
@felix_f_tao I never thought about it like that but I definitely now agree with you Felix. The core concepts are valid, it’s how we chose to use them correctly.
The 4P is gold.
Launching soon!
Love the humor in this revamped 7 P's of Marketing! 😂 "Whatever - Just put AI in the name call it revolutionary" for the product is spot-on, and the mood-based pricing idea is genius. "Spam everywhere. If they haven't blocked you, you're not trying hard enough" for promotion cracked me up. Selling in unexpected places and using ChatGPT for everything adds a quirky twist. The suggestion to make processes complex until just right is oddly relatable, and the desktop icon shuffle for physical evidence is a clever touch. Awesome take on marketing with minimal effort!
😂😂😂 made my day. You should consider writing a book.
Hahaha this is gold!
Focus on what you offer and its unique value.
Minimal effort can have a big impact. Focusing on 'Purpose' could realign the other P's to be more effective and socially responsible.
HaHa.. Thanks for sharing :)
Oh, it reminds me of my university days :) When we say promotion, folks we launched today and need you!
Love this 😂
Launching soon!
I always thought it was the 4Ps - product - price - promotion - place ... Nice to learn of these new Ps!