Hey hunters 👋 This started as a joke that got out of hand. I was reading @levelsio's diet tweets — 58 of them, going back years: whole foods only, meat/veg/fruit/rice, no processed anything, no sugar, no alcohol, one cheat meal a week. The rules were so consistent and so binary that I realized they were basically a classifier spec. So I built the classifier. Upload a photo → Claude's vision model identifies every food and drink → each item gets ruled on against the diet → the stamp comes down. A single can of soda fails your whole plate, because that's how the standard works. It told my hot dog "Processed sausage on a bun, hard no" and I knew it was ready. Stack, for the curious: one HTML file + a Cloudflare Worker proxying to the Claude API. No framework, no database, no signup. Built and shipped almost entirely by talking to Claude. It's free (5 judgments/day). To be clear: parody tribute, not affiliated with Pieter, and absolutely not health advice. Show me your weirdest plate — I want to see what breaks it. 🥩

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AI judges your food against the strictest whole-foods diet

AI judges your food against the strictest whole-foods diet