Snap a photo of any plate, snack, or drink. AI vision identifies every item and judges each one against the strictest whole-foods standard on the internet: meat, fish, eggs, veg, fruit, rice, sweet potato. Nothing processed, no sugar, no soda — one cheat meal a week.
Every verdict comes with a stamp (PIET WOULD EAT / CHEAT MEAL ONLY / WOULD NOT EAT), per-item reasoning, and a shareable verdict card. Free, no signup. A parody tribute to a certain Dutch indie hacker's diet.
