The Right Stuff

Pair this with Burnt Hair, and you've got a wild dating opportunity on your hands!

I’ve heard through the grapevine that there’s an absolutely whack gender ratio on this platform, resulting in a particularly angsty and displeased base of almost exclusively male users. As a happily engaged “librul demonrat” (or, more accurately, a filthy leftist! 😱) — I can’t be bothered to go and confirm these reports myself. But this is definitely going in my meticulously curated “Extremely Normal ProductHunt Posts” Collection, here on PH!

excited for this treasure trove of cringe

Wow, weird that the alpha males have been having such a rough time finding mates...

I could have sworn that the promo video is satirical. 🤣 I have a hard time grasping this isn’t a joke.